Everybody loves Church Jokes and Clean Humor, right?
Long ago, this page featured a “Joke of the Day” feed that gave visitors a reason to smile. While the original script no longer works, we’ve decided to keep this space alive by sharing a few wholesome, family-friendly church jokes that still bring joy.
At Walk of Grace Chapel, we know the Bible teaches that “a cheerful heart is good medicine” (Proverbs 17:22). So we hope this simple page lifts your spirits, even just a little. And when you’re ready, we invite you to explore our worship services, video studies, or upcoming events.
Q: Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?
A: It was a bird of pray!
Q: How do pastors like their orange juice?
A: With pulp-it.
Q: Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?
A: Adam — he was first in the human race!
Q: Why did Moses use an iPad?
A: To download the commandments from the cloud!
Q: How did Adam and Eve feel when they were expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A: They were really put out!
Q: Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
A: Because Noah was always standing on the deck!
Q: What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A: A convertible—because it’s always open to go!
Q: Why did the choir bring a ladder to church?
A: They were reaching for the high notes!
An atheist scientist came to God and said, “We’ve figured out how to make a man without you.” God said, “OK, let me see you do it.” So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, “Oh, no you don’t. Get your own dirt!”
There’s much more to Walk of Grace than just smiles!