Clean Church Jokes for a Cheerful Heart
Want some clean church jokes? At Walk of Grace Chapel, we believe laughter is a gift from God. These pages were originally part of a lighthearted feature on our website many years ago that pulled in a daily joke automatically. While those systems no longer update, we’ve chosen to preserve some of our favorite clean jokes here as a reminder that joy and faith can go hand-in-hand.
Whether you’re here by accident or looking for a reason to smile, we hope these jokes bring you a moment of joy. Stick around and explore more ways we celebrate the good news of Jesus — with worship, Bible study, and community.
Q: Why didn’t they play hide and seek in the Bible?
A: Because good luck hiding from God!
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Ruth-less.
Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing on the ark?
A: Because he only had two worms!
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah — he was floating his stock while the whole world was in liquidation!
Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Someone has noted that it is reported that the Giants and Angels were later rained out. And, of course, even later, the Prodigal Son went home.
An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she realized there was an intruder in her home. Seeing that he was in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, the lady yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!”1
Hearing her, the burglar stopped dead in his tracks and stood motionless. The woman calmly called the police and explained what was going on.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible verse at you.”
“Bible verse?” said the burglar, “She said she had an ax and two 38’s!”
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